Category: Certain Earthlings Life
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A CERTAIN EARTHLING’S 22 NUTTY-SEQUITURS
Nutty-Sequiturs (not non) whimsical exploration of an “earthling” involved in bizarre scenarios, from racing to sea creature encounters, with humorous takes on everyday life. Each vignette features imaginative inventions and quirky observations, blending surreal elements with mundane experiences, creating a tapestry of eccentricity and lighthearted commentary on existence.
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STARTING MY OWN BUSINESS WITH CKITO
From the series – A Certain American LifeBy Kenny Eoin The day I decided to save the entire species from its chronic unhappiness began, as so many galactic-scale catastrophes do, in a 2005 Honda Element with 194,000 miles and a faint smell of old French fries. It was 19 September 2019, a date that will…
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WE GOT A NEW COFFEE MAKER
MVANNP REPORTING We got a new coffee maker, folks, and it’s been more dramatic than a reality show about appliances. The old one? Perfectly functional, in the way a rusty nail is “perfectly functional” at holding up a picture—if the picture is of your crumbling will to live. It brewed coffee every day like a…