Observing’s by – MVNNP
A certain earthling consumes frog soup sounds which only sounds good to snakes and Krakens.
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A certain earthling is in a race in which everyone, but the losers win. Most of the participants are wearing gold plated steel heeled boots which have built in gyros for balance and navigation.
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A certain earthling owns a 1000 horsepower corvette whose favorite pastime is seashell collecting at night on deserted beaches, and does not care about now homeless crabs who are eating caviar.
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A certain earthling as a kid; renting a beach house, encounters with Sigmund The Sea Monster, sharks at your feet, and building live in sandcastles.
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A certain earthling never appreciates having to decide when to use an “a,” or an “an,” but mostly like mac-n-cheese
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A certain earthling always has bottled water on hand to drink at Niagara Falls.
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A certain earthling reads the latest census report and concludes a large number of other earthlings live next to or near large bodies of water. The amount of salt consumed was not assessed at this time.
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A certain earthling over the weekend invents something that keeps alligators from spilling spaghetti sauce on their black tie tuxedo, which ends up in the hands of NASA who use it as a shield for space ships returning for the space station.
A certain earthling forgot one then moved on to the next five before the super nova asteroid held a human resource meeting in place of the Zoom call everyone was not looking forward to today. It’s not my fault the asteroid had to meet this very moment
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A certain earthling thought if flapjacks could talk they would be on a mountain top and would prefer honey over maple syrup because they have a hang-up about all things assumed to be Canadian.
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A certain earthling decided once we all have our rabies shots as a society we’ll be good to go eating grandma Goo’s Cabbage stew and Beans.
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A certain earthling sneezes every time they look up at the stars to make sure they didn’t just blow them all away.
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If airlines bought enough planes they wouldn’t have to cancel flights unless there is a congregation of teenage alligators on the runway for their prom night dance.
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Bouncing basketball bubbles blossom blindly behind broken krakens kneeling.
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If you trade in a lemon of a car for an apple of your eye car, will karma pay for it.
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It’s all good until you get to the center of a chocolate covered pubic hair.
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It poured yesterday after it rained. We got soaking dry.
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If this is it, then this is it, and it comes with a lot of promises.
Rockets are loud outside of my window, while I consider what to binge watch on TV.
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And to think if I worked for NASA it would be at the gift shop selling Hubblescopes, a miniature telescope that looks like, well you can guess what they look like. They sell for $200 dollars.
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