Humanity Cache Clear/Reset — Unplug Earth for 60-90 Seconds
Is humanity running a little slow? Freezing up? Making weird noises and repeating the same mistakes on a loop? Sounds like it’s time for a hard reset.
Following standard IT protocol, scientists have determined that Earth simply needs to be unplugged from the cosmic outlet for 60-90 seconds and then plugged back in. No data will be lost. (Some data will definitely be lost.) Tech support is not available. Please do not call.
This officially endorsed troubleshooting guide for the entire human species is now available on a sticker, so you can slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or the back of someone who really needs to reboot.
Not responsible for any civilizations lost during the reset process. Created by Happy Grouch Cartoonist – MVANNP, 2026.
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